Here’s a recent one :O
things to say during sex
- hey wanna hear my impression of you in about three seconds??? AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
- well well well, someones looking desperate!
- man its been so long since ive inhabited a body!
- [slaps self] WOO [slaps self again] WOO! haha
- pain is hilarious!
- boy these arms are durable
4CHANSEY'S ART SUPPLIES GIVEAWAY
I recently saved up and bought myself a new tablet so I’ve decided to give one of my old ones away along with some of the PROMARKER markers I’ve accumulated!
The winner will receive everything in the photos and I will ship internationally.
I’m looking forward to seeing who the winner of this giveaway is so I can witness them using these supplies and do them justice!
✿ Mbf me
✿ No giveaway blogs!
✿ Must be comfortable giving me your address!
✿ Reblog as many times as you want! Likes do not count but are allowed!
✿ The giveaway will end on the 1/Nov/14 & the winner will be picked with a random generator!GOOD LUCK
I’ve put together a simple chart that explains the various ways you should and shouldn’t summon a waiter over to your table, and the service you’re likely to receive accordingly.
Because if one more middle aged, obnoxious asshole goes “hey you!” and snaps their fingers at me, I WILL snap said person’s neck.
I waitressed my way through college and one night this guy yells at me “Oi! you with the tits!” and my co-worker Matthew walked up to him and said “yes?”