conquerorwurm:

computeraidedenrichmentblog:

the-clockworks:

smokywarfare:

If the multiverse theory is true, then there’s a universe where it isn’t.

NO
PLEASE
STOP
OW
MY HEAD

Multiverse theory doesn’t cover paradoxical situations

Except in the universe where it does

-blunt:

If you ever need a measuring stick for how much of a weeaboo you are, this is the point of no return.

haleyelainee:

This is why mermaids are my favorite.

thesylverlining:

elkian:

teen-heat:

why do advertisers sexualize female m&ms

why do advertisers assign gender to m&ms

why do advertisers humanize food products

why is there a bear family who considers the highlight of their day to be wiping their asses

stitchesnstones:

atlantisnewleaf:

Dear Everyone,

THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT.

If you live in the United States or Europe, remember to pull all of your weeds on Friday, April 25 before 6 AM in order to get the Topiary Public Works Projects. Leif will show up for Weeding Day, and if you don’t have all of your weeds pulled, YOU WON’T BE ABLE TO GET THEM UNTIL THE NEXT YEAR. Remember to pull all of them before 6 AM! To ensure that you don’t miss any weeds, you should set your town to beautiful the day before.

For more information, visit the Animal Crossing Wiki page.

PLEASE REBLOG OR MAKE YOUR OWN POST TO SPREAD AWARENESS.

also please note that clovers are not counted as weeds!! ^^

toastdurr:

lotoflivingtodo:

typac:

no thank you

GOOD FUCKING BYE TO THAT

http://flappy2048.com/

killbenedictcumberbatch:

yardsard:

nosdrinker:

reblog with your favorite greentext

>goalie is choking back tears

> ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY

bullied:

party at my house bring food then leave